Things You Should Never Know About Me

In other news, Josh visited us this week. It was awesome!

But back to the point of this post:

I want to get pulled over by Deputy Shaq and take him to court over my ticket causing him to miss basketball games.

Although I have been lacking in my blog posts lately, I have been spending my free time playing GTA: San Andres (the dirtiest game ever made) and drinking gallons of egg nog.

I honestly believe that there is nothing as fun as making fun of Chuck Norris.

I enjoy confontations for some sick strange reason.

I don't like reading, but when I am reading I usually enjoy it. (Shhh...don't tell anyone)

I think Dungeons and Dragons is stupid. Not because of the silly nerds that play it or the stange obsession many have with it that lead to hours of wasted life. D&D is stupid because you have to use your imagination.

When I pee, after I have held it a little too long, I sing that TFK song that goes, " When I let loose, I come out blazin'..." Don't ask me why...it just pops into my head.

I once saw Heraldo Rivera on Fox News...and then I stabbed a guy

Christmas Time is Here

Yippie, hooray! Christmas is almost here! For me Christmas is cool, not a big deal but always fun. I don't always spend a lot of time with my family or get to sit around and do nothing (both things I really do enjoy) and that's what these holiday times are good for.

Oh yeah, that other thing Christmas is about too...uhhh...oh yeah, Christ or something. But seriously, it is so cool to sit back and think about Him. Think about the kind of man He was. The way he talked, the way he stood up boldly in the face of opposition, the way he showed such an amazing love to everyone, especially the rejects. Nothing amazes me more how He treated those that nobody else even wanted to look at. How they must have felt when he came to them, and how everyone else must have been amazed to see this.

I can't even explain how cool that is to me. I can't even tell you how awesome it is to know I can have that same love...and you can have it too (inside joke there for leslie)...

Merry Christmas...on fire

Christmas Burning
Originally uploaded by prozaciswack.

Ahh...Christmas break is finally here and I am the laziest person in the world! I have accomplished absolutely nothing today but I thought I would take some time to share my Christmas cheer with you all! Here is a nice Christmas tree burning backdrop for all of you 1024x768ers and another one for anyone like myself with 1200x800 out there. I hope it brings back good Christmas memories for all of us.

Thanks to Leslie for the original photography.

Young Men Will Dream Dreams

Well, this probably isn't the kind of dream the Bible was talking about but it was a stange one. We were all talking about Shaun of the Dead (good movie) last night.

So I was just coming back from a class, my last class of the day looking for some time to relax. But when I am almost there, what do I see? Slow-walking people all around my dorm, about 10-20 of them. I don't know what they are doing but they look suspicious and lost so I hurry into the unit next to mine.

When I get in there I ask them what was going on they tell me that some other country dropped a biohazardous bomb on Cedarville. So there we are, just about 3 guys and one girl stuck inside the with zombies roaming around outside. There's only one problem, I left my laptop in the other unit!

I must rescue it, there's no choice so the one girl and I head off to go retrieve it. After we sneak over (through the now heavily damaged building for some reason) without detection we decide that we need to wait there untill some of them wander away. Well this didn't work because we actually somehow attracted them to our location and for some reason started talking to them. They were actually quite nice and weren't too aggressive.

I think I then eventually found my laptop in the rubble and it still worked fine and we made it back to the other unit (which for some reason was not damaged at all even though it's the same buliding) where we hid until the zombies were extinguished.

So yeah, it ended up pretty well...plus my laptop still worked!

Blogger is Dead

Let me tell you why...Bobby told me that nobody has been posting lately...I guess I've been pretty busy.

Anyway, life's been cool lately except for the usual issues. It was awesome hearing Jennifer's testimony at church! Everything she was talking about is exactly what I worry about when I know God wants to use me for something. I really wonder how he can work through me...someone who isn't as faithful as I should be. I don't do the things I know I should so why wouldn't he just use someone more qualified? But thanks Jennifer, that was a cool testimony. (Plus she really knows how to oreder food!)

School's been crazy lately but I honestly do love exams week. It's so relaxed and I have like one exam a day and the rest of the time is just time off. Dustin is coming back tonight so I'll definately be all over that and then I probably won't sleep tonight (since I just got up today).

Looking forward to Christmas break. I always use it to catch up with old High School friends and I already have plans with a few. I'll be outta here sometime on thursday...at that time I will venture to come up with the greatest White Elephant gift this year...

Fake Rich People

I thought this was pretty funny. Forbes 500 has put together a list of the richest fictional characters of all time. The list is as follows:

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Yeah, surprise ending huh? You can see the original story here and a slideshow of the list here.

A Couple Things Everyone Should Know

I have noticed that most people have no idea what a santaman is. I didn't think it was all that confusing personally but I suppose I could help you all find the answer. Basically it is just as the picture suggests but absolutely nothing like the typical Santa...big difference as you can see! Go here for more informations.

Another thing you should know is that Josh Hartnett is not only an actor who gets about one movie a year and has a unibrow, but is also sometime credited as "Josh Hot-Nett". I laughed for a pretty good period of time when Aaron first read that.

Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm the coolest person ever...which is probably a bad thing (right Kayla *wink*)...

TP and more

Ok, but seriously, if you are going to make toilet paper, it needs to have at least enough tensile strength to spin the roll. There's nothing more annoying than pulling on the roll and having it break off every 2 inches or so.

In other news, this week is finally over and that is awesome. I definately could go for another weekend. Unfortunately I will be working all day tomorrow but it's all good. I need to find some more time to work on my leson for Sunday too.

I am going to probably sleep almost the entire rest of today. Maybe I'll finally watch Chicago since it's supposed to be so great.