The truth about cats and dogs...

I discovered something today...and it may offend some if not all...

Most girls seem to like cats. Most guys, however, do not (I am speaking in generalities of course). And I think I have deciphered why this is*.

Girls like cats because they are both equally evil. Those stuck up, "I'm better than you so you have to love me" maniacs! They demand attention because they deserve it. And even when they pretend to love you and cuddle up to you, they're really just "getting what they deserve."

Guys like dogs also because we are very similar, but in a different way. Not only are we both generally way too hyper and energetic (hence the humping of legs and overactive salivary glands) but also rather dumb. We're loyal, but probably only because we could not actually make it out in the "wild" on our own or we know what's best for us. We're good at cuddling though because we like to, not because we "deserve" it, but because we know our "masters" like it too.

So that's just breaking the surface. It really goes much much deeper which may be explored at a later time. Please submit your criticism and praise to the comments link below...

*Be warned, this is all negative propaganda towards cats and women in general...but the guys get slammed too.

I've debauched and deceived,
And destroyed families.
I've taken all. Given none,
And received judgement
From the objective eye of a gun.
I'm guilty, it's true,
But remorseful, no less. I'm sorry!
What becomes of me,
But death deserved, received?
What of a crooked man's desperate plea
Seeking The Good Judge's mercy?
He loved the unloveable and the unlovely,
The decadent and the holy.
He made a way for the pope
And he made a way for me...

From Staple's song Gavels from Gun Barrels

Jesus my heart is all i have to give to you,
So weak and so unworthy,
This simply will not do,
No alabaster jar, no diamond in the rough,
For your body that was broken,
How can this be enough?
By me you were abandoned,
By me you were betrayed,
Yet in your arms and in your heart forever i have stayed

From Showbread's song Matthias Replaces Judas

I constantly have to realize the sacrifice Christ made, and how I consistantly abandon that grace. God is so good to me.

Captured

Know any of the people on this page? Well you could get fifty bucks if you do. Basically the University of Colorado Police are looking to identify individuals captured in 150 pictures for trespassing/smoking pot on 4/20. Some students have reportedly turned themselves in for $50 just to pay for their next order of hallucinogenic drugs (that's a joke...it's not true...but maybe). Heck, I'd turn this guy in just for his glasses!

But other than that, while working on a video project another terrible event was captured (high rez | low rez) (definitely click on that link!). You can see the news project I was working on here...and yes, it sucks because I did it in one night...

(plus the house next to my new apartment burned down because it was a meth lab...they captured a lot of drugs)